Honey, are you up? Are you free to call?
I've been spinning out on my own
I can't figure out the washing machine at all
I don't understand the controls
But otherwise I'm living the dream, I guess
On the other side of the world
But God, I miss you telling me how to dress
Does the jacket go with the shirt?

All my life
I feel like I'm falling behind
I go out all night
I try to get out of my mind
And I smile real wide
Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign
It's a lonely ride
Way out here on the other side
Oh, what a life

I wish I had the couragе to walk away
'Cause you'd be bettеr off alone
But every time I go to speak, I choke
My words are always coming out wrong

All my life
I feel like I'm falling behind
I go out all night
Try to get out of my mind
And I smile real wide
Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign
It's a lonely ride
Way out here on the other side
Oh, what a life

But I can't for the life of me think what I'd do
I'm a tragedy walking
What kind of man would I be without you?
Oh, baby, I'm nothing
'Cause I gave up on everything I ever loved
Just to satisfy my ego
And no matter how much of that medicine I took
It was all just placebo

All my life
I feel like I'm falling behind
I go out all night
Trying to get out of my mind
And I smile real wide
Two thumbs up for the Hollywood sign
It's a lonely ride
Way out here on the other side
Oh, what a life

Oh, what a life