Some might call me a fartiste
The master of the brew, my rectal love goo
Behind a shitstained curtain, true love never so pungent
Mephitic, septic, a true delicatesse

Gauging my precious hors-turd
Masterfully catered as a shit filled chef d'œuvre

Separating shit from fart, my culinary skills are true art
Some might call it banal, yet treats for me come from the brown canal

Serve the porcelain dominator
Serve the eternal turd masticator

Another round lodged in the chamber
One on deck volcanic in anger

Separating shit from fart, treats for me come from the brown canal

Serve the porcelain dominator
Serve the eternal turdmasticator
Grotesque

Colour me grotesque, an appetiser in dégoût

These shallow halls for me are anything but everlasting
A burrito bowl the onset of a plat de résistance so charming
These shallow halls for me are anything but everlasting
A burrito bowl the onset of a plat de résistance so charming

Jalapeño disaster, awaken the master blaster
Digestive prolapse, the colon in shambles
Horrific and grotesque
Heaving with chunks, I'm such a dirty hunk

Separating shit from fart, my culinary skills are true art
Some might call it banal, yet treats for me come from the brown canal