Tom: E Intro: (Softly) E E D# D C C D D# E E D# D C C D D# E E D# D C 1st Verse (All Verses Spoken) E (let ring) C (let ring) Well I'm upper-upper class high society, E (let ring) C (let ring) Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety, E (let ring) C (let ring) And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small, D (let ring) B B B B B The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all. Chorus: All chords stoccato (i.e jab then rest) until last line. (Refer below for chord riff details) E (chord riff) C#m (chord riff) I've got big balls, I've got big balls, They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls, And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, C C C D D A A A B But we've got the biggest - balls of them all. E C And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full, E C And everybody comes and comes again. E C If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher, D B B B B B Everybody says I've got great balls of fire. **Chorus E C/E Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, E C/E But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best. E C/E My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right, D/F# B B B B B It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night. **Chorus Fade out to chants of "Ball-sucker,Ball-sucker" (at least that's what the kids said when I was at school) The chorus has a chord riff like this (stoccato) The (D) is an optional passing note. E E E E (D) C#m C#m C#m C#m (D) (Repeat) Played ala: E E E E (D) C#m ------------------------4-------------------------------------- --5----5----5---5-------5-------------------------------------- --4----4----4---4-------6-------------------------------------- --2----2----2---2---0---6-------------------------------------- ------------------------4-------------------------------------- ------------------------------Similarily-----------------------