You know who she is You know what she does Only I know what that girl's doing to you You know who she is You know what she does Only I know what that girl Is going to do to you There's one for every band Almost one for every man If you're not careful She'll eat you up So please be careful Yoko, Yoko Nagging all the time Wasting all his time Yoko, Yoko Be careful with that boy Better be careful with that boy She'll win you with composure And perfect nonchalance She'll lure you in and snag you Make you think you're the Fonz She'll get you in her clutches Make you her confidant She'll nag you and she'll drag you Man you've gotta get rid of that debutante She'll nag you to death And by inches will suck all the life That you somehow have left