Another child born to the house - I hate children
Raise him right so he won't be a mouse - I hate children
I hate it when they make lots of noise - I hate children
And i broke my neck tripping over their toys - I hate children

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Shut your mouth you stupid little brat
what you need's a smack smack smack
If i had my way i'd give you all away

I hate the crying that they make - I hate children
Screaming and whining for a piece of cake - I hate Children
I hate getting up late at night - I hate children
To Check and see if the crying baby's alright - I hate children

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Now you're had you little monstrous kid - i hate children
It's of you that i'll be rid - I hate children
Do you see this toy it's called a gun - I hate children
And if you wanna live you'd better run - I hate children

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I hate children - I hate children
I hate Children - I hate children
Kill all children dead