Hi. ahem. umm, my name's chris parker.

I live in oak park, that's a suburb.
They probably figured that out. huh

This is brad, sarah and daryl and we're in trouble.
Ain't no doubt!

See me and my boyfriend mike, tonight's our anniversary.

But then he went and canceled and now i'm stuck watchin' these three.

And it's so hard...
And it's sooo hard...
Babysittin' these guys.
She's got the...

I got this call from brenda. i went to pick her up.

Tire had a blow out and my mom's car got shot up.

And these guys started to chase us.
And we all got hijacked. huh

We were crusing down the highway,
In this big, ol' cadilaic.
And it's so hard!
Yeah!
It's so hard...
Babysittin' these guys.
She got the.....babyyyy sittin' bules.
Baby, baby. babysittin' blues.
I've got the...babyyyy sitting blues.

Well alright!

There's nights....you swear you were born to lose. like tonight.
And you wish your feet were walkin' in someone elses shoes.

Some guys are out to get us.
And brenda's probably dead.

We ain't got a nickle.
And they should be in bed. and you outta luck.
Outtaaa luck, watchin' these guys.
I've got the....babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting bluuues.

There are nights...
You swear you were born to looose...yeah!
Like tonight.
And you wish your feet were walkin' in someone elses shoes.

Some guy's out to get 'em and the girl's probably dead.

She ain't got a nickle...
And we should be in bed!!!
And you outta luck.
Outta luck watchin' these guys.
I've got the....babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting blues.
Baby, baby.
Babyyyy sitting bluuues