007 and Brucey Wayne
Are shitting themselves because there's another name
Coming to claim what is his to claim
10 faster with a sturdier frame
He's certainly come into his own
There's one on is arm in every land that he roams
And two consecutive nights alone
Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown

They said he looked so handsome
Stood not dancing
Drawing you in like it's boring to him
So why you can't win?
And the first and the last
Are two things you'll never be my darling

Another run around and another push and shove
Further awake from the idea of a love
And this conclusion it must be good
Or when the penny had dropped with an incredible Thud
Forgot to kick the tin
He knows where she's going
But don't know where she's been
And there's the plus of the other thing
He'll worry about it when it's trouble he's in

They said he looked so handsome
Stood not dancing
Drawing you in like it's boring to him
So why you can't win?
And the first and the last
Are two things you'll never be my darling

(Things you'll never be my darling)
Two things you'll never be my darling!
(Things you'll never be my darling)

Well he sneered and sniffed
When I splattered my chat up lines
Not to feel like a twat at times, is hard
But not for this kid
Not when they come to you