Hercules

Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in every greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking S. R. O
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a hot shot
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that

When he smiled
The girls went wild with
Oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On every vase
(on every "vahse")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What the grecians earn

Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome ten for ten
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
Packed a pair of pretty pecs

Herc-ie, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains and spunk
From zero to hero
A major hunk
Zero to hero
And who'd have thunk?

Who put the glad in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are great theatre?
Hercules!
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet?
Our favorite flavor
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!

Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited
He was a nothing
A zero, zero
Now he's a hot shot
He's a hero
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!