You ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

And you're a whole lot shorter

Let's dance all night

And fill the jukebox full of quarters

Cause you ain't Dolly

No, and you ain't Porter

Well I noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots

Who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit

That's cause I'm the reigning queen of karaoke night

Well if I get drunk enough to sing, hell I just might

Hey now, don't you worry cowboy, cause I'll get you through

We'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

Yeah, but you're a whole lot shorter

Let's drink all night

And fill the jukebox full of quarters

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

You'll probably see me country singing on The Voice someday

Yeah and I'm the guy they wrote about in 50 Shades of Grey

Why don't you come on back to my

place and you can have your way

Well baby that sounds tempting, but I just can't stay

Oh we won first prize cowboy, let's just split the dough

Honey I will always love you, but we'll never know

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter

She's a little bit fuller

Yeah, and you're a whole lot shorter

We danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters

Cause you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter, no

No, you ain't Dolly

And you ain't Porter