Why do you wear all that makeup?
Maybe 'cause all of your friends say it's cool
Girl, you know you shouldn't care
'Bout all that shallow shit the other kids do
You just don't know your right from wrong
So I'll write this sappy song to get me out of this mood
'Cause girl, I cried on you for too long
But I might have found my new one, so here it goes
So

Hey girl, what's new?
How do you do?
Hey girl, what's new?
How do you do?
Yeah

Well I was going through this hole
Thought that I might need some help
But my friends came through
Sad and dumped out by the fire
Help me, feelings messed up by her
I felt so new
New girl, I know you're always down
Let me be your fucking clown
I can please you
You won't need that medication
Got this beautiful vacation
Summer's soon
So

Hey girl, what's new?
How do you do?
Hey girl, what's new?
How do you do?
Yeah, alright

Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na
'Cause girl, I've been so down
Hardly feel that now
Luck turning around, you'll see
Girl, I've been so down
Laughing at it now
Luck turning around, you'll see

Hey girl, what's new? What's new?
How do you do?
Hey girl, what's new? What's new?
How do you do?
Hey girl, what's new? What's new?
How do you do?
Hey girl, what's new? What's new?
How do you do?