Uno dos tres cuatro

When you fucked grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you untill the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to falate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass

[Chorus]
He seems like a to-tal asshole
Grand-pa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you fucked grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mothers bed?

[*Chorus sung softly under these words*]
This is fucking stupid man
I cant believe you have sex with your own grandpa!
I mean you guys are related!
Whats he gunna do?
Take out his false teeth?
And just lay them on the side of your bed?
Man you like to fuck him in the bum
And have everyone come in and watch and masturbate?
Come on this place is stupid! I hate you all
Im not even gunna have sex with my mom tonight!
Common this is stupid!
I Hate you!