Me and you skip the line
They say we won't get in, but we've gotta try
And the queue's half a mile
Fuck waiting half an hour just to get inside

Down at the nightclub
Maybe you could bring us in
Word on the street, it's the place tonight
Down at the nightclub
Scared of what your boss might say
But his name is Frank, and he's a friend of mine

But it's no use
We should have assembled a more desirable group
Split up in twos
The chances of getting in would greatly improve

Down at the nightclub
Just look the other way
I chose my outfit to match the vibe
Down at the nightclub
I could do with some advice
Pay off the doorman and get it right

But he said
Don't come closer
Forget what they told you
You've no connections in this bar
Now I'm outside, sober
Just getting colder
The back of the line, it seems so far

Down at the nightclub
Out by the back door, you
Spot through a window the DJ booth
I think I caught their eye for the second time
And with some luck we might just get inside

Me and you skipped the line
Me and you skipped the line