You want to go a walking but you don't have any shoes Take my advice, leave them behind You want to go a swimming but you don't have any suit Take my advice, swim in the nude You want to go a riding but you don't have no seat Take my advice, stand up for your rights
You want to find fulfillment in a three dollar hit That might be fun, but it just ain't it
Animal, vegetable, mineral We are all of the latter Take us just for who we are But if you don't it doesn't matter
You want to be a skinhead but you got too much hair Take my advice, you'll just go square You want to be a rude boy but you ain't go no clothes Take my advice, you'll just grow old You want to your soul by looking to the sky Take my advice, just look inside
You want to find fulfillment in a three dollar hit That might be fun, but it just ain't it
Animal, vegetable, mineral We are all of the latter Take us just for who we are But if you don't it doesn't matter