Well I never get to do the things, they wanted to do to you,
I have to do them to myself, or go find someone else,
Well if you were so good, I wouldn't be so bothered by you,
I like to drink your nose, and suck your little toes,

Strawberry sundae is mine,
Only funday, it's the one day I can lie and dream about you,

Though I never get to, the things they want to do to you,
I'll have to do them to myself, or go find someone else,
Well at least I have a friend, who'll be with me to the end,
I'm sorry they don't like me, but at least you do,

Strawberry sundae is mine,
Only funday, it's the one day I can lie and dream about you,
Strawberry sundae is mine,
Only funday, it's the one day I can lie and dream about you,

(I like strawberries, cause their so nice and their so sweet)*4
(repeat chorus 5 times)