Dude it's you're big chance
Don't blow it
You're probably gonna blow it

Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)
Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)

They're counting on you
The lines have been drawn
You never come through when the pressure is on

You're covered in sweat
You're thinking too much
You're losing you're cool
And you're losing you're touch

Here you're big chance now you're goin for pro
Here we go here we go
1,2,3 choke!

Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)
Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)

Your fingers are crossed
But that's not enough
You talk a big game
But you ain't so tough
The look in your eye
Nothin but fear
Is it cold in here?
Or is it just your career?

Another big chance goin up in smoke
Here we go here we go
1,2,3 choke!

Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)
Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)

Take your time now
Free your mind now
You can't take it
You can't take it

What are afraid of?
Show em what you're made of

You can't fake it
You can't fake it
You can't take it
You can't take it
You can't take it
Now!

Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)
Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)

Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4)
Na na nana na
You're gonna choke again
(choke x4) (repeats)

Dude seriously
People are never gonna talk to you again
You're gonna have to like get up and grow a mustache or something

So no one will notice that
You're gonna have to move
To like another country!
Third world!

Seriously
Everyone is gonna ignore you
Every day of your life from now on
You totally suck!

It's hilarious!
Whoa seriously seriously
Just go just go
I can't stop laughing!
It's ridiculous!
You're an idiot!

You're gonna have to go like through witness protection program or something
You're gonna have to change your name and assume identity or something

Well literally they're gonna put you on a milk carton of people who suck
That's gonna happen!
To you!