My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
Theres no end to her kindness
Shes the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eye's shine, her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favourite shows
But theres only one thing you should know

Hey! my girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! my girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! drinks! fights at the bar!
Drinks! drinks! pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! my girlfriend is an alcoholic

My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at (?) stands and body shops
Does pilates then kamikazes
So sweet but you never wanna piss her off
Coz theres one thing you should know

Hey! my girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! my girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! drinks! fights at the bar!
Drinks! drinks! pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! my girlfriend is an alcoholic

And every night, I end up driving
So she don't go out, d.u.I.in' again
Get locked in the pen. again.

Hey! my girlfriend is an alcoholic
But nobodies perfect
Hey! my girlfriend gets all demonic
But I think she's worth it, when she
Drinks! drinks! fights at the bar!
Drinks! drinks! pukes in my car!
Know that it's over, the minute she's sober
Hey! my girlfriend is an alcoholic