Ikkai no kenka ni shuu hipparukara
Mou san kai wa taetanoni
Mata shippai kasane gokai bakari
Boku no aijou wa nann nann da

Nee, doushite? Omoichigai de
Oishii hazu no beer mo mazui yo
Maji nande
Timing ushinatta purezento mou watasenai yo

Isshun no chiisana hibana no hazu ga
Ukkari tameiki tsuitara
Motto moeru kun to
Haininatte ku boku

Totsuzen owari nante gomen dakara
Kyou mo chanto gaman shite n no
Nani de kurushimeru?
Boku mo ningen hito nanoni

Muri, ikkai no kenka ni shuu hipparukara
Mou san kai wa taetanoni
Mata shippai kasane gokai bakari
Boku no aijou wa nan nan da
Sou itsumo boku o niramu kimi ni
Nee, sandome no shoujiki aru no?
Honto yokei mijime go saiji no you ni
Kazoe teru bokuna nann nann da

One, two, three, four, five, sad
Na kakuritsu ninety-nine point nine, nokori nan byou?
Susumu hodo countdown kurutte iku
Konna hazu janai twenty-four, seven, yeah, yeah

Isshun no chiisana hibana no hazu ga
Ukkari tameiki tsuitara
Motto moeru kun to
Haininatte ku boku

Wakatte kimi no koto wa honki dakara
Kyou mo chanto gaman shite n no
Nan de kurushimeru?
Boku mo ningen hitori nanoni

Muri, ikkai no kenka ni shuu hipparukara
Mou san kai wa taetanoni
Mata shippai kasane gokai bakari
Boku no aijou wa nan nan da
Sou itsumo boku o niramu kimi ni
Nee, sandome no shoujiki aru no?
Honto yokei mijime go saiji no you ni
Kazoe teru boku nann nann da (One, two, three, four)