In the beginning - God created the heavens and the earth
Then he created the waters, and the land, and then he created man
But man degenerated and descended into the black hole of making bad music
So a darkness fell all around
Only He could know of the storm that was coming, the hurricane that was brewing
Yes there was something wrong - something missing
There was no rock music

So he sent an angel, and out of mist, that angel came
He wore boots, blue jeans and a baseball cap
He had a big ol' smile like a welcome mat
How cool is that?
Then all the world went silent - and they looked up
Cuz they all wanted to hear what he had to say
And after a moments silence, he said…

Let there be guitar, drums, bass, piano…
Let there be a kick ass - kiss ass rockin' band
Let's go

If you're looking for fun - turn the music on - let's light a real big fire
If you wanna blast - lets kick some ass and raise the roof a little bit higher
If you need rush, grab your favourite crush - gotta go against the grain
If you're here for the show and you're ready to go - lets ride this crazy train

If you like kick ass rockin' music - we're a kick ass rockin' band
If ya can't play a lick - just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word - bring your friends - the whole wide world is joining in
If you love some kick ass rockin' music - we're a kick ass rockin' band

If ya want the good back in the good times, get the grease back in your gears
C'mon bang your drum make your guitar strum
Put the buzz back in your beer
if ya wanna real sure thing - let the singer sing
Turn the tunes on up to 10
If you've had a long hard day - n' you need to get away
it's time to rock n' roll again

If you want some kick ass rockin' music - we're a kick ass rockin' band
If ya can't play a lick - just play anything
Raise hell and clap your hands
Spread the word - bring your friends - the whole wide world is joining in
If you love kick ass rockin' music - we're a kick ass rockin' band