We first met at the dive spot around the corner
It was like just right the second time I saw ya
Then all night on the rooftop, hangin' out
In hot pants with my bra top slipping down

Ooh, I really need to know that we're cool
And this will stay between me and you
If you can keep a secret
I will show you things that even I won't say out loud

What we do is no one else business
There's no proof, and there's no witness
Nobody knows and nobody gets hurt
It's a victimless crime, yeah
What we do is no one else business
There's no proof, and there's no witness
Nobody knows and nobody gets hurt
It's a victimless crime, yeah

When I see you, I get kinda rowdy
Like that time we left that after party
Jumped the fence in the complex down the block
Had rad sex in the pool Sun comin' up

Ooh, I really need to know that we're cool
And this will stay between me and you
If you can keep a secret
I will show you things that even I won't say out loud (shh)

What we do is no one else business
There's no proof, and there's no witness
Nobody knows and nobody gets hurt
It's a victimless crime, yeah
What we do is no one else business
There's no proof, and there's no witness
Nobody knows and nobody gets hurt
It's a victimless crime, yeah

Victimless crime, victim, -le-le crime
Victimless crime, vi-I-I-I crime
(Had rad sex in the pool side comin' up)
Victimless crime (in the pool side comin' up)
Jump, jump, jump
(Had rad sex in the pool side comin' up)

What we do is no one else business
There's no proof, and there's no witness
Nobody knows and nobody gets hurt
It's a victimless crime, yeah
What we do is no one else business
There's no proof, and there's no witness (no witness)
Nobody knows and nobody gets hurt
It's a victimless crime, yeah

What we do is no one else business (no one else business)
There's no proof, and there's no witness
Nobody knows and nobody gets hurt (nobody gets hurt)
It's a victimless crime, yeah