[Liz]
Pop!

[Annie]
Six!

[June]
Squish!

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh

[Velma]
Cicero

[Mona]
Lipschitz!

And now the 6 merry murderers of the Cook County
jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"

[Liz]
Pop!

[Annie]
Six!

[June]
Squish!

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh

[Velma]
Cicero

[Mona]
Lipschitz!

[Liz]
Pop!

[Annie]
Six!

[June]
Squish!

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh

[Velma]
Cicero

[Mona]
Lipschitz!

[Liz]
Pop!

[Annie]
Six!

[June]
Squish!

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh

[Velma]
Cicero

[Mona]
Lipschitz!

[Liz]
Pop!

[Annie]
Six!

[June]
Squish!

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh

[Velma]
Cicero

[Mona]
Lipschitz!

[All]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[Velma]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[Liz]
Pop!

[Annie]
Six!

[June]
Squish!

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh

[Velma]
Cicero

[Mona]
Lipschitz!

[Liz (spoken)]
You know how people have these
Little habits that get you down.
Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. Pop.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated
And I'm looking for a bit of sympathy
And there's Bernie
Layin' on the couch, drinkin' a beer and chewin'.
No, not chewin'. Poppin'.
So, I said to him
I said "You pop that gum one more time..."
End he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots
Into his head

[Girls]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[Annie (spoken)]
I met Ezekiel Young from
Salt Lake city about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away
So, we started living together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner
And then I found out
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only was he married
oh, no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So that night, when he came home from work
I fixed him his drink as usual
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic

[Liz, Annie, June, Mona]
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[Velma And Hunyak]
Pop, six, squish, uh-uh
Cicero, Lipschitz

[June (Spoken) ]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner
minding my own business
and in storms my husband Wilbur
in a jealous rage
"You been screwin' the milkman, "
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin'
"you been screwin the milkman. "
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times!

[All]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[Hunyak (Spoken) ]
Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják
hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg
lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja
Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam
a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg

[Roxie (Spoken) ]
Yeah, but did you do it?

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh, not guilty!

[Velma]
My sister, Veronica and
I had this double act
and my husband, Charlie
traveled around with us
Now, for the last number in
our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks
one two three four, five... splits, spread eagles
back flips, flip flops
one right after the other
Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero
the three of us
boozin' and
havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice
So I went out to get some
I come back, open the door
and there's Veronica and
Charlie doing Number Seventeen- the spread eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing
It wasn't until later
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead

They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Velma]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[Velma]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They had it coming
[Velma]
They had it coming
[Girls]
They took a flower
[Velma]
All along
[Girls]
In its prime
[Velma]
I didn't do it
[Girls]
And then they used it
[Velma]
But if I'd done it
[Girls]
And they abused it
[Velma]
How could you tell me
[Girls]
It was a murder
[Velma]
That I was wrong?
[Girls]
But not a crime!

[Mona]
I loved Al Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say
He was a real artistic guy
sensitive... a painter
But
He was always trying
to find himself
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth
Gladys
Rosemary and Irving
I guess you can say we broke up
because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead

[All]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Liz, Annie, Mona]
They had it comin'
[Velma, June, Hunyak]
They had it comin'
[Liz, Annie, Mona]
They had it comin'
[Velma, June, Hunyak]
They had it comin'
[Liz, Annie, Mona]
They had it comin'
[Velma, June, Hunyak]
They had it comin'
[Liz, Annie, Mona]
All along
[Velma, June, Hunyak]
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us And they abused us
And they abused us
[Liz, Annie, Mona]
How could you tell us
[Velma, June, Hunyak]
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!

[Liz (Spoken) ]
You pop that gum one more time!

[Annie (spoken) ]
Single my ass

[June (Spoken) ]
Ten times!

[Hunyak (Spoken) ]
Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe

[Velma (Spoken) ]
Number seventeen-the spread eagle

[Mona (Spoken) ]
Artistic differences

[Liz]
Pop!

[Annie]
Six!

[June]
Squish!

[Hunyak]
Uh Uh (squeezing necklace)

[Velma]
Cicero (smoke puffs)

[Mona]
Lipschitz!