Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess Queen of the people's hearts Perfect, shy, innocent - worldwide she's adored Home was the garden of England - in a world made of glass
A long time ago - as the story unfolds The princess met her prince charming as tradition foretold The nation celebrates, rejoicing happiness and love Toast two becoming one - under the eyes of God above
By example they lead us - we royal believers God save our gracious queen A long line of in breeders - blue blood line succeeds us Long live our noble queen We know our position in the food chain division God save our noble queen Send her victorious, happy and glorious God save the queen
You're having a laugh sneers class war Clive Forced to live in a dive Finding it hard to survive There is no future and why Better wed than dead - execute 'em instead M.A.M. means movement against monarchy An uprising unlead
Anarchist 'Arry, a mate of nihilistic Nick Says 'the royals are parasites' and his sister insists 'They should be stripped of their wealth Distribute it to poor - feeding the needy not the greedy Time we evened the score'
Presenting the greatest police chase video Exclusive, intrusive the all action show The royals uncovered - exposing suspects In the extermination of the people's princess Never ending sea of flowers Represents a nation grieving People wallow in self-pity Needing anything to believe in A reality whitewash Sentimental snivelling Remembrance souvenirs Who's making a killing?
A party in the palace - the privilege ball To heal the broken spirits of those with fuck all The golden jubilee - the royal subjects flock Falling backwards to the future into wonderland lost A million devout subjects proving popularity Today becomes the future With a place for monarchy Happy ever after? Or can you hear the laughter?