Better ask my momma how to make a monster... i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon, i'm a beautiful monster from outer space, too, learned how to shake my hips in the inner sanctum, satan gave me tips and then i thanked him, i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon <i>[chorus:]</i> black black, black black leather, smash smash, black black leather, kill kill, black black leather, crash crash, black black leather, i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon i'm a chicken-fried fire-eatin' son of a gun, concieved by my devil daddy on a chicken run,like a fireball flyin' down thunder road, daddy made mama but she shoulda said no, i'm the raw Hyde monster they named number 1 i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon, i'm a genuine juvenille delinquent from the moon, i'm like a hundred billion hydrogen bombs, mama wanted a goat, but i got mom's, i'm the creature from the black leather lagoon