Louvre
I got my painting case babe here I go
to place my masterpiece above Michelangelo
I’d start with a picture of you but I don’t like your ear
come closer to me now I’m full of ideas
Oh you look so tastefully
(lemme show you what Van Gogh learnt from me)
Creativity aflame, never felt this way before
That’s for fighting that’s for fun
that’s my brush n’ that’s my sword
Guernica’s gonna look like a joke
when I finish this
and every Bottifuckingcelli will be sold for less
but keep your Gauguin off my back
You don’t want to lose Lautrec
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo
Wow!
Edward munching bubblegum in hell
Lemme put my Rodin in your Claudel
You never saw the devil - I met him once
he said “Son, gimme gimme a new Renaissance”
Let’s do it together babe, what d’you think
Get your modern hands off my Mona Lisa
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo mo mo mo
Wow!