There's a man in a blue plaid shirt comin' knocking
I don't know what he's coming for
But I know it's probably isn't gonna hurt anybody
If I don't get up and answer the door
No I believe I stay here on the floor

I'm gonna stand by my girl
Don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't

I never should've messed up
I should've gone ahead and fessed up
I'm gonna look good all dressed up
For my own funeral
I'm sure she'll look beautiful

I'm gonna stand by my girl
Don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't

I love girl with fire in her eyes
It's what I used to say
But now I've come to realize
If I wanna live another day
I can't be living that way

I'm gonna stand by my girl
Don't think I won't
I'm gonna stand by my girl
Because she'll kill me if I don't
I said she'll kill me if I don't