Masaka dou shiyou kyuu ni koraretemo masaka IYA to wa ienai
MAMA ga yatte kuru PAPA to yatte kuru kare to iru koto ienai

SUUTSU mo NEKUTAI mo SHEEBAA mo HABURASHI mo
Hitomatome hourikomu tokei wo nirande
Afuresou na KUROZETTO ushiro te ni shimetara
H na zasshi yominagara OH! Anata ga iru!

KUWABARA KUWABARA jumon tonaete
Heavy na souzou wo uchikeshite iru
KUWABARA KUWABARA kon'ya hitoban
Onegai mo sokosoko kare wo oidasu

Kore de junbi O.K. heya o mimawashite kore de nani toka shiyou
Kon'ya norikireba hitoban norikireba ato wa mata kangaeyou

BASURUUMU mo SHINKU mo KITCHIN mo daijoubu
On'na no ko wa minai VIDEO ushiro ni mawashita
Zaiakukan sukoshi kao dashikaketa toki
Me ni hairu SUNIIKAA Oh! CHAIMU ga naru!

KUWABARA KUWABARA jumon tonaete
Heavy na souzou wo uchikeshite iru
KUWABARA KUWABARA ookina kutsu wo
Hiya'ase to issho ni shimatte SEEFU

Dotou no hitoban wo sugite matte itemo
Kare kara no renraku wa ikkou ni konai
Kyuu ni osowareteru chigau imi no ase ni
Kuwabara o tonaeteru Oh! Ba'ai ja nai!

CHAIMU ga mata naru RENZU nozokeba POKETTO no aikagi toridasu anata
Ichiban daiji na hito ga wakatta omiyage no fukuro wo uketorinagara

KUWABARA KUWABARA kore kara ie ni
Denwa ireru aida te wo nigite-tte
KUWABARA KUWABARA futari no tame ni
Toriaezu KAMINARI ochinai you ni
KUWABARA KUWABARA...