Well I stumble and toy around; I? m drunk and full of smoke?
My wife tells me I? ve had enough and said I? m sick get out!
So I stumble down to Kelly? s Pub across the edge of town?
And I told the boys me story and we have another round?

We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and fight
We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and fight
And if I see a pretty girl I? ll sleep with her tonight?
We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and? FIGHT?

And Mary McGregor, well she was a pretty horror?
She always greeted you
with a smile and never locked her door?
And the day she died all the men in town wept?
For Mary McGregor finally got some sleep?

We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and fight
We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and fight
And if I see a pretty girl I? ll sleep with her tonight?
We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and? FIGHT?

Well I once loved a girl?
A child untold?
I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold?
So now I sit standing here out in the pouring rain?
I? ll stumble down to Kelly? s Pub?
And cry away my pain?

We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and fight
We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and fight
And if I see a pretty girl I? ll sleep with her tonight?
We? ll drink and drink and drink
and drink and drink and drink and? FIGHT?