Sushi Sue, she's a heck of a handful
With her you never know what your fate is
She'll turn to you just as soon as she can
Clearly see where the bottom of her plate is
Sushi Sue, she'll get around to you, and you'll see there's no getting around her
She'll always be more, never less than you want, so admit you're so lucky you found her

Turn your back when she's hungry, boy
She'll chase you all the way up-stairs, she'll have you laughing to tears
That was her plan all along, boy
She's gonna trip you up and grip you up and dip you in some hot
She's gonna smile, she's gonna hum, take you down in one shot


Sushi Sue, she knows what is most pleasin'
Nobody could have warned you about her
You'd better be ready, she's always in season
Pretty soon you'll feel empty without her

Sushi Sue, she'll get around to you, and you'll see there's no getting around her
She'll always be more, never less than you want, so admit you're so lucky you found her

Sushi Sue, she is the girl for you


As bad as it is 'til she's fed, boy
It's even worse after sushi, see, she gets so turned on
Wasabi goes straight to her head, boy
Then there's nothing she won't do to make it fabulous for you
And there's nothing she won't say to get things headed that way


Sushi Sue, she's much more than you hoped for
They all say she's just built that way, boy
So take some deep breaths, time to warm up and stretch
And you'd better be ready to play, boy

Sushi Sue, she'll get around to you, and you'll see there's no getting around her
She'll always be more, never less than you want, so admit you're so lucky you found her

Sushi Sue, she'll get around to you, and you'll see there's no getting around her
She'll always be more, never less than you want, so admit you're so lucky you found her