[50 Cent]
Shady, Aftermath
G-G-G-G, G-Unit!

[Hook: Eminem & 50 Cent]
Cause we came here to set this party off right
Let's bounce tonight
And if they don't let us in through the front
We'll come through the side
Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game without
At least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Scream one last time

[Eminem]
Get your ass up for the doctor, one more time
Get your ass up for the doctor, come on now
Here we go, cliff hanger, it's another club banger
Got you hanging on the edge of your seat, get on down

[Dr. Dre]
Times up, game's over, you lose, I win
Bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here
Ooh yeah, new year, next phase, begin
Look who's got you going crazy again
I'm a trend, I set one every time I'm in
I go out and just come back full circle again
You a fad, that means your something that we already had
But once you're gone, you don't come back, too bad

[Eminem]
You're off the map now, radar can't even find you
We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you
You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you
We walk around just playing the violin behind you
Enough with all the pissing and moaning
whining and bitching
Sit and observe, listen, you'll learn if you pay attention
Why ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamond
Worldwide, we're on the charts with a bullet and still climbing

[Hook]

[Eminem]
When Dr. Dre say crunk, you will get it crunk
(Get it crunk, crunk, crunk, crunk)
And when 50 Cent says jump
you get on one foot and jump
(Jump, jump, jump, jump)

[Dr. Dre]
The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it
I don't gotta promote it for you to know
that Doc is off the benches
(We keep the party rocking off the hinges
We ain't showing off, we just going off popular consensus)
But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk
Doc is all washed up, knock it off
who the fuck is Doc impressing?
Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression
You must be on the cock of Doc
cause Doc left you all guessing
So Dj take the needle and just drop it on the record
(What?)
We gon' have this mutherfucker hopping in a second
(Bump bump)
That's why we always save the best cut last
To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass

[Eminem]
Cause we done swam with the sharks
wrestled with alligators
Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers
Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap
maybe raised to be racist
Who may have never got to see our faces
Grace the cover of Rolling Stone pages
broke down barriers
Of language and races, just call on the caped crusaders
And leave it to me and Dre to pass the mic
and we can play the, back
And forth all day like the hot potato game
that's why we came to

[Hook]

[Eminem]
50 Cent, come on!

[50 Cent]
Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do
We make the club jump everywhere we go
It's no secret, everybody know
When Dre's involved, there's plenty money involved

[Dr. Dre]
And plenty honey's involved, the sunny Sundays
And palm trees Cali, every day it's just another party
From the valleys, all the way to them 8 Mile alleys
(Let's rally, hands up for the grand finale
Now raise up out your seat, Dre is about to speak
Blaze a pound of weed six days up out the week)
You could catch me in the studio banging out the beats to
Provide you with the heat
that keep blazing out your speaker

[Eminem]
So never say never cause Shady Aftermath together
Along with G-Unit Records presents
the return of the... the Doc (and Shady)
No one could do it better, we tear the club up
And leave without a shred of evidence and uh

[Hook]

[Outro: Eminem]
Yeah, still Aftermath, 2006
And don't worry 'bout that Detox album
It's coming, we gon' make Dre do it
Haha!
50 Cent, G-Unit, Obie Trice, D-Twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre
We ain't leaving, let's go!
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming out, peace!

Oh shit, I almost forgot, you're coming with me
Bye bye! (See you in hell, fuckers)