Here we go again
From heroes to villains
Used to be your Romeo
But we both were jilted
A couple of times
So we had a slippery slope to deal with
But still it gave me hope
That we'll get through it together
A severed earlobe
Mailed to you in an E-N-V-E lope
Would be dope, but
What kind of lengths can you go?
Pull a Vincent Van Gogh
Just to convince a damn ho
To be a housewife who outright lies
She's blackout drunk
Now she's backin' out my drive
I ran outside, why's she tryna act out?
She's just about my size
Hit me in the mouth twice
Guys, when someone you die for
sticks a steak knife in your heart
Do you try more?
Another late night in
She stumbles through my door
Lets the daylight in
And all we do's fight more
And I ain't violent
But she's goin' through my drawers
To plant the K-Y in
I'm gettin' accused by a whore
Who smells like St. Ides and
Who has probably screwed five more guys
sucked eight, nine men
I'm takin' two by fours, to our eight by tens
Bitch it's you I tore, out the frame, I win
Put up a new high score, beat this game I'm in
And here's some two-ply for
When you date my friends
in order to wipe your ass
When you moved your bowels
When we renewed our vows
This the thanks I get
I'm waitin' for the date I can hear you say
"Marshall, what a skank I've been
And there's a new guy, you're being replaced by him"
Got your tubes tied for him
Got that boob job for him
Hurts me to my core, but the pain I'm in
After you, I swore to make the gray skies end
Here come the rays like wind
You get a pay hike and
Am I the good guy or do I just play like him
And hope that he dumps you?
It's like a dream come true
Just to scream "Fuck you! "
Guess you take life in the same way
you play dice then
'Cause you just look at me
and roll them little snake eyes in
Since

Since you bought the jury
They'll call me guilty
They'll call me guilty
You bought the jury
They'll call me guilty
Even though you know the real me
You can't beat a cheater
Convince a nonbeliever
And I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
But I let you say that you're the good guy
'Cause this ain't what love looks like
You can't beat a cheater
Convince a nonbeliever
I ain't in my feelings, I'm out
But I let you say that you're the good guy
They like, "You're the good guy. "
They like, they like, they like
"You're the good guy. "