(Intro)

Yeah... haha, you feel that baby? Yeah I feel it too

Damn... you know, I'm so glad we can spend this time together

See, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I? haha

(Verse 1)

I'm the American dream, I'm the definition of white trash ballin'

I'm right back on 'em with the (scratches)

I can't call it, same shit different toilet

Oh yeah, got a nice ass darling

Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for aspin

What you mean we ain't fuckin', you take me for a friend?

Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin

You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again

Now, it all started with my father

I must've got my pimpin' jeans from him, the way he left my momma

I'ma rolling stone just like him, word to Johnny Drama

Keep my entourage with me, baby I'll make a promise

There ain't nobody as bomb as... me, I'm as calm as the breeze

I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms

I'm a superstar, girl I'm ready for ya momma

Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas

(Hook)

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

(Verse 2)

I'm equivalent to a shot of cuervo

First to kiss you naval, work my way down

Baby you can lay down on the table

But you may wanna find something more stable

I told ya I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of April

But thank you for staying April

I'mma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me

From these phoney lil fishy and sissy fake G's

Skip over the huggie bear, and all the kissy-face please

Initiate phase three, missy now service me

Take another shot of jeiger, shake it so nervously

Take your time baby, oh you're the bomb baby

Ooh you're doing that even better than your mum lady

I told you I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya?

Relax woman, you know that I'm only kidding witcha

Got a twisted sense of humour, it's warped but I didn't hit ya

I think you're finally starting to get the picture, I'm just

(Hook)

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

(Bridge)

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite.. so!

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite.. so!

I can hold you in the morning, but in the evening, I gotta go

Cause I'm on to the next girl, and the next girl, I kinda like oh, oh, oh

(Verse 3)

I got you caught up in the rapture

Make you recapture the feelings you had for

Your last boyfriend before he slapped ya

You never wanted someone so bad ya

Sweating, but If I'm what you wanted

Why'd you panic when I grabbed ya

Girl don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic

Don't try to fight the feeling of something this so organic

You can't ignore it so just stand before it

Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin'

Damn shawty, I told you this is bound to happen

Soon as you wrote your number on a napkin

I was bound to work a number on your back and

Throw your spine out of alignement

My love has got you so blind

That you couldn't pick anyone else out of a line up

So stop with the stall, pick your pint up

Let's get the pineapple snapz going

No one'll knock cause I'm gonna hang a sign up

Saying don't disturb, shawty I'm so superb

I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

(Hook)

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

(Bridge)

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite.. so!

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite.. so!

I can hold you in the morning, but in the evening, I gotta go

Cause I'm on to the next girl, and the next girl, I kinda like oh, oh, oh

(Hook)

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

So bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

Cause you ain't ever met nobody like me

And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

(Outro)

Haha, Dr. Dre... 2010, lightyears ahead of you... woooo!