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The Real Slim Shady

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May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the real slim shady please stand up
I repeat will the real slim
shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin her ass worse than before
They first were divorced
Throwing her over furniture (aah)
It's the return of the
"ah wait, no wait, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did
Did he? "
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead
He's locked in my bassment
Feminist women love eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady
"I'm sick of him, look at him
Walkin around, grabbin his you know what
Flippin' to you know who"
"yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's
goin on in your parents bedroom (eheheheh)
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green
to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips
My bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know
what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit 4th grade
They got the discovery channel, dont they?
We ain't nothing but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantelopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man
And another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel
I got the antedote
Women wave your pantehose
Sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't got to cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a grammy
Half of you critics can't even stomach me
Let alone stand me
"but slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Bullshit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"yeah, he's cute
But I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the world
how you gave eminem VD (aah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me
So I have N'SYNC here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk
And act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
Cause I'm only giving you things
You joke about with your friends inside you livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (riip)
I just shitted it better than 90 you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can
Kids eat up these albums
Like valiums
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going
When I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses
When I'm jackin off with jergen's
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of viagra
Isn't working
In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at burger king
Spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screamin
I dont give a fuck
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real shady please stand up
And put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up
Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

Haha guess it's a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it let's all stand up
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Compositores: Andre Romell Young (Dr Dre) (ASCAP), Marshall B Mathers Iii (BMI), Michael A Elizondo Jr (ASCAP), Thomas Joseph Coster Jr (Tommy Coster) (BMI)Editores: Bourgoise-music Co (BMI), Universal Music Corporation (ASCAP)Publicado em 2007 (20/Ago) e lançado em 2000 (23/Mai)ECAD verificado obra #966281 e fonograma #1035153 em 13/Abr/2024 com dados da UBEM

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