Welcome aboard
Welcome aboard Spaceship Earth
And it's so good to meet ya
What's your worth?
Are you a pleasure seeker?
This ship, oh, she's a keeper
We drink oil by the liter
And do deals with the Grim Reaper if you're eager

There's just one downside
You and everyone you love will die on this joyride
There's just one catch
For you and everyone you love, there's no escape hatch

Slow motion, commotion
A thickening plot, a giant blind spot
Slow motion, commotion
We're barely out the cot on this pale blue dot

Welcome aboard
Welcome aboard Spaceship Earth
It's so good to meet ya
Have you heard?
Since Archimedes said, "Eureka!"
We got that gold fever
No students, no teacher
No prudence, only leisure
Are you eager?

There's just one downside
You and everyone you love will die on this joyride
There's just one catch
For you and everyone you love, there's no escape hatch

Slow motion, commotion
A thickening plot, a giant blind spot
Slow motion, commotion
We're barely out the cot on this pale blue dot

Won't someone
Won't someone hit the brakes?
Won't someone
Won't someone hit the brakes?
Won't someone
Won't someone hit the brakes?
Won't someone
Hit the brakes?