Don’t, don’t drink. No, don’t even think about it Drinkin’ stinks Stinky drink no doubt about it O-val-tine Better for you don’t you doubt it Keep yo body clean Let’s shout it!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Stop!
Meats O.K. Yeah, but only twice a day Coffee? No way! Pero, Postum, yes you may Moun-tain Dew Tasty but no good for you Too too true At least I’m not sniffin’ glue
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Stop!
To-bac-co Stupid way to spend your dough You’ll end up bein’ po End up smellin like a ho (ho ho) But if you’d care To have white teeth and silky hair Keep it if you dare: Word a wizzum.. it’s rare!
Word a Wizzum Is the shizzum Keeps me clear of Plop, Plop Fizzum Keep yo toxins far from me I’m only drinkin’ herbal tea. Drugs I know won’t help me grow So I’m prepared to just say No! Keep my vessel Spic and Span So I get to the Promised Land.
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You gonna chug a whole bottle of Robitussin? No, don’t even think about it. How about a mochaccino latte? No, don’t even think about it. Maybe a nice casserole? Better for you don’t you doubt it. Keep your body clean, let’s shout it!