Babe, why we got so many new friends?
Swear you make a dozen every weekend
We started off as Barbie and Ken
Now we're like the cast of Fast & Furious 10
I just wanted dinner, now we're trippin' in the rave
Was chewin' on a steak, now I'm chewin' on my face
And why you tellin' Gary he can stay at our place?
Fuck it, I wouldn't have it any other way

Said you'd be a minute then you know we gon' leave
Couple hours later and you're chatting to a tree
Lookin' at your silhouette with a cigarette
And I figured, yep, she's the only girl for me

'Cause there ain't one thing I'd change 'bout you
Even though you dance like you're doing Kung-Fu
Turnin' every weekend into your birthday
Head to work on Monday in the worst way
Whether you're staying out late with your crazy friends
Or you're drunk and you're not where you say you is
Yeah, I hate a lot of things you do
But there ain't one thing I'd change 'bout you
There ain't one thing I'd change 'bout you, nah

Babe, why we only eatin' fast food?
When last week we only drank juice
Why you got Kehlani on loop?
I swear you only listen to The Kooks
Said you like that jacket but you're giving it away
And bought a month of yoga but you only did a day
Fake tan drips when you're standing in the rain
Fuck it, I wouldn't have it any other way

Last ones at the wedding, then it's quarter past three
Cuddling the cake 'cause you think that it's me
I'm lookin' at your silhouette with a cigarette
And I figured, yep, she's the only one for me

'Cause there ain't one thing I'd change 'bout you
Even though you dance like you're doing Kung-Fu
Turnin' every weekend into your birthday
Head to work on Monday in the worst way
Whether you're staying out late with your crazy friends
Or you're drunk and you're not where you say you is
Yeah, I hate a lot of things you do
But there ain't one thing I'd change 'bout you

Ooh, ooh (Baby girl, keep your hair on)
Ooh, ooh (Baby girl, keep your hair on)
Ooh, ooh (Ba-baby girl, keep your hair on)
Ooh, ooh (Baby girl, keep your hair on)

Said you'd be a minute then you know we gon' leave
Couple hours later and you're chatting to a tree
Lookin' at your silhouette with a cigarette
And I figured, yep, she's the only girl for me, ting