Looking around room, I can tell that you. Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. (In the whole wide room). And when you're on the street, depending on the street. I bet you are definitely in the top 3. Good lookin girls on the street. (Depending on the streets). And when I saw you at my man's place. I thought...what, is she, doing...at my man's place. How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this? Good one, Dave. (Ooh, you're a LEGEND, Dave).
I asked Dave if he's going to move on you. He's not sure. I say "Dave, do you mind if I do?" He says he doesn't mind. But I can tell he kind of minds. But I'm going to do it anyway.
I see you standing all alone by the stereo. I dim the lights down very low. (here we go) You're so beautiful. You could be a waitress. You're so beautiful. You could be a air hostess in the 60s. You're so beautiful. You could be a part-time model. But then I seal the deal, I do my moves. I do my dance moves.
It's 12:02, just me and you. And seven other dudes around you on the dance floor. I draw you near, lets get out of here. Lets get in a cab. I'll buy you a kabob. I can't believe. That I'm sharing a kabob. With the most beautiful girl I have ever seen with a kabob. Oh, why don't we leave? Lets go to my house. We can feel each other up on the couch. Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow.
Cause you're so beautiful... Like a tree. Or a high class prostitute. You're so beautiful. You could be a part time model. But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job. A part time model. Spend part of your time modeling. And part of your time next to me.