[Music: Hansen, Scheepers, Kusch, Wessel, Schlachter, Lyrics: Hansen]

Lookin' for a lady, walkin' through the bar

Supercool 'n' easy, he's a superstar

Talkin' to the cutie, looking pretty shy

"Move your hips around and make me smile"

"I'm the one you're looking for

'cause I am the guy"

She just turns around and says:

"Kiss my ass goodbye"

Who do you think you are, to look at me like this

Who do you think you are, not a single kiss

Who do you think you are, you're talking much to loud

Who do you think you are, get back into the crowd

Now he's getting closer, gettin' in my sight

Oh my God he's seen me, it's too late to hide

Heavy Metal monkey, silly looks and walk

Rock 'n' Roll pretender, now he starts to talk

"Nice to see you. how's it going?"

bla bla bla

I say why don't you turn around

And get back to the bar

Who do you think you are, to talk to me like this

Who do you think you are, I got you on my list

Who are you, you're talking much to loud

Who do you think you are, get back into the crowd

[Solos: Kai, Uwe, Dirk, Uli, Dirk, harmony both, Kai]

Who do you think you are, to talk to me like this

Who do you think you are, I got you on my list

Who do you think you are, you're talking much to loud

Who do you think you are, get back into the crowd