Have you seen the little piggies

Crawling in the dirt

And for all those little piggies

Life is getting worse

Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies

In their starched white shirts

You will find the bigger piggies

Stirring up the dirt

And they always have clean shirts to play around in.

And in their styes with all their backing

They don't care what goes on around

And in their eyes there's something lacking

What they need's a damm good whacking.

Yeah, everywhere there's lots of piggies

Playing piggy pranks

And you can see them on their trotters

Down at the piggy banks

Paying piggy thanks

To thee pig brother

- Everybody: -

Everywhere there's lots of piggies

Living piggy lives

You can see them out for dinner

With their piggy wives

Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.