Choukaimae no gakkou no sensei wo
Dotsuku kokosei, yume wa manzaishi
'Nani shitennen! ' to maji na tsukkomi
Sono ushiro de mureru rettousei
Sonna dou demo ii seken wo
Meageteita dejitaru mogura
Shisshoukao no mogura ga
Sekaichuu ni haishinchuu desu

Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kore ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Nayandeta boku wa baka
Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kare ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Kotaete yo dejitaru mogura

Eigo wo narau mae kara sa
Sensei nanka shidekashi sou de
Yappari otona nante mon wa
Yumemiru kodomo no hanmen de
Dakara orera mo sou natte
Kitanaku natte mata hanmen ni
Naratta eigo de iu kedo
I completely agree with you

Sake wo abiru hodo ireta ato
Chabudai wo hikkuri kaeshita
Soshitara mata detekita
Are ni gekisha sareta nda
Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kore ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Nayandeta boku wa baka

Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kare ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Kotaete yo dejitaru mogura
Minna itsumo datte mirarete ndatte
Nande dare mo kidzukanai nda yo
Kanshisarete nda mogura gotoki ni
Saishinkinou tsuki dakedo ne

Aa, yatte kou yatte gomakashite mo
Haishinsarechau yo
Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kore ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Nayandeta boku wa baka nee
Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kare ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Kotaete yo dejitaru mogura

Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kore ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Nayandeta nda nee
Dare ga risou tte yatsu nanda
Kare ga risou tte yatsu nanka?
Kotaete yo dejitaru mogura