Too Young (to go to Hogwarts)
I’m too young to go to Hogwarts
I’m the last one left at home
All my brothers have gone before me
Now I’m stuck here on my own

As they all waved goodbye
I couldn’t help it, I just started to cry
They said they’d write to me and send me some sweets
But all they sent me was a toilet seat

I’m too young to go to Hogwarts
I’m left standing on the platform with Mum
I ran along and looked through the window
Harry Potter was sitting with Ron

Oh my gosh, I can’t believe it
I thought I saw him looking at me
Could it be, the Boy Who Lived?
The boy I’ve always wanted to see

Why was I born too late?
I’ve got another year to wait
I just can’t wait ’til when
I can see Harry again

I’m too young to go to Hogwarts
But I’ll join them all next year
Instead of waiting filled with sorrow
I’ll just ask Ron to invite him to the Burrow