Mussolini was a-shavin', whistlin' Tarantella
Stalin was keeping eye on barbeque
When their fish line bell started to jingle
Mussolini caught a-nothin', Stalin caught two

'You know, my friend, it's a kind of pretty,'
Said Josef Stalin and loosened up his straps
Mussolini turn to him, with arresting glitter
Mussolini turn to him, and then, then he said, 'Yah!'

Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'
Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'
Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'
Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'

Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'
Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'
Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'
Mussolini said, 'Yah! Yah!'