Cruisin' down the street, just kickin' and whistlin'
See a cute puppy, pick him up and drop kick 'em
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey

Eatin' some Doritos with some bean dip
Stick it in my mouth and double dip the chip
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey
'Cause I'm bad all, heeeey

Why can't we just get along?
Woah, all I wanna do is just wear a thong to work
And make everybody uncomfortable
As I realize my shoe is untied
Is that so wrong?
No, no

I'll slip some Viagra in your cup
Come back an hour later, ask you "what's up?"
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey

Gain a bunch of weight, become immobile
Loose it all eating Subway, get richer 'n Jared Fogel
'Cause I'm Bad ass, heeeey
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey

Why can't we just get along?
Woah, all I wanna do is it...with your mom
All I wanna do is beat up an eight year old
And blame it on that guy
Is that so wrong?
No, no

Oh, hello there my dear Vanessa
I think you should know that I'm just trying to impress ya
With all the bad ass things I do
Are just to show that I'm in love with you
And maybe if I kick a puppy or two
You might feel the same
As I escort you to our date at Chuck 'E Cheese

'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey
'Cause I'm bad ass, heeeey