Hey Cupid,
Shoot your arrow straight up in the sky.
Follow it carefully as it comes back down and stabs you in your eye.
I consider it a victory for the lonely broken-hearted kids like me,
To leave you in a pool of blood,
Face down, ass up
For everyone to see.

I tried candy hearts,
Romantic dinners,
Valentine cards.
But every night I am alone in bed.
Flowers and jewelry
Never got a girl to screw me.
This year is sweet revenge.

I'm killing Cupid this Valentine's Day. Cut off both his wings and hang him by his legs
Because loneliness is misery
But the one who's laughing now is me.
Hey Cupid, you're so stupid.

Hey ladies,
Now your little 'Queer Eye' guy is dead.
Find me the perfect box to wrap real nice and insert Cupid's head.
I'll give it as a gift you see
To a lonely broken-hearted girl like me.
She'll jump for joy and glee. Romance is dead but we live happily.

I tried candy hearts,
Romantic dinners,
Valentine cards.
But every night I am alone in bed.
Flowers and jewelry
Never got a girl to fuck me.
This year is sweet revenge.