did your shit turn green when you turned veggie?
did it refuse to go down the drain
smiled and waved hello, hello!
loved to stick you up in the brown eye

(when you're) hands up, pants down
stalin vs. hank hardy

you look like your face is stuck
inside an asshole the size of a mule
keep flushing, keep on pushing
somehow they'll find the way back up...

in a free land
where biking's revolutionary
my mom would count as terrorist
where postconsumer byproduct
tick, tick - but never go off
so obvious, so goddamn obvious