Know I get stressed out by holiday things
The small talk and people are too much to drink
I'd rather stay at home in peace
And watch Christmas Story
So you told me this year we're going nowhere
No crowded airports, no family despair
You smiled and you said to me
Honey, don't worry

We'll eat Thai food on the fire escape
We'll get dressed cute, sippin' shitty champagne
And we'll dance to every Christmas cliche in the dark
We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor
And sing carols after too many pours
Take an Advil and then fight over who loves who more

(This Christmas) it's sweet
(This Christmas) how you really mean
(This Christmas) all you want for Christmas me

Toasted marshmallows on our gas oven
Early bird dinner, fall asleep by ten
The only snow angel you'll need
Is me in our bedsheets

We'll eat Thai food on the fire escape
We'll get dressed cute, sippin' shitty champagne
And we'll dance to every Christmas cliche in the dark
We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor
And sing carols after too many pours
Take an Advil and then fight over who loves who more

(This Christmas) it's sweet
(This Christmas) how you really mean
(This Christmas) all you want for Christmas me

You put the star on my tree
Light me up strand by strand, baby
You know me
All you need, all I need
Sweet how you mean it
All you want for Christmas is
Sweet how you mean it
All you want for Christmas is

Thai food on the fire escape
We'll get dressed cute, sippin' shitty champagne
And we'll dance to every Christmas cliche in the dark
We'll play Scrabble on the living room floor
And sing carols after too many pours (too many pours)
Take an Advil and then fight over who loves who more

(This Christmas) it's sweet
(This Christmas) how you really mean
(This Christmas) it's sweet
(This Christmas) how you really mean
(This Christmas) it's sweet
(This Christmas) you really mean
(This Christmas) all you want for Christmas me