Thy Carney: Hurry up, show's startin'!
Thy Random Patron: I can't believe they're still having it! I better gey my
butt in there right now!

Thy Ring Leader: (Diamond Twist into Magic Mist - 222 - Book of Wishes Lost -
Page 765 - Chapter 56)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to thy sensational and amazing... Carnival of
Carnage! They said it couldn't happen, they said it wouldn't last, but boys
and girls and everyone we'be got a carnival for that ass! Tens of thousands of
freaks, sideshows, and fools, a carnival who together lives by their own rules

Shaggy 2 Dope: (Black Orchid Flowers: Verse Yellow 9: Nostrastaleness - Time
Traps)
We looked into thy stars, foretold everyone: something dark and wicked this way
comes
We told of oddities, crawling from thy dark, and a carnival which we can all
belong (ALL BELONG)
I dwell upon thy streets, and I can tell you this: I see some circus, Juggalo
shit going on
People drawn together, by rare and scrubby music, and we even gather once a
year to PUT IT DOWN!

Syn Chorus: (Book of Kipling, Michelle Harmon - Diamond Gravel Chips and Warm
Snow - Verse 13 - Sky Green Oceans - 99:7)
With tilt-a-whirls and merry-goes', and carnivals of Faygo, we're just trying
to tell you all about thy light, right
Now all thy Jokers Cards have fallen with spectacular array, so when thy Wraith
is calling, walk into thy light, right

Violen J: (Glitter Butterflies - Church of the Dark Carnival, Dallas, TX - Fay
Goasis 74:8)
I hold a bloody axe, dress in hatchet red, we speak languages people don't
understand (DON'T UNDERSTAND)
I send Faygos via punted clear cross a stadium in fashion only fuckin' Juggalos
could ever demand
I got ninjas in my backyard wearing Anybody Killah paint, I'm thinkin', "Whay
thy fuck is going on?"
Then I see thy platinum on thy wall, and I realize thy Carnival's been right
here all along, so let's bring it on!

Syn, Shaggy 2 Dope, and Violent J chorus:
With tilt-a-whirls and merry-goes', and carnivals of Faygo, we're just trying
to tell you all about thy light, right
Now all thy Jokers Cards have fallen with spectacular array, so when thy Wraith
is calling, walk into thy light, right

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J: (Ruby Waterfalls and Balloon Blue Trees - Chapter
12 - 9:42:8 - Hotties in Hatchet Thongs)
Thy crows have overlooked, we gave you all they gave, the carousel will spin on
through thy night (THROUGH THY NIGHT)
In Oz I'd be thy Wizard, 'cause I'm overwhelmed, but we just hoped thy Jokers
Cards would piont you out to they light
So you'll be tight
Right