Well hello boys and girls! come on in see the show
Its the mystical, magical. great Dark Carnival
Don't bother looking for parking, get rid of it
It anint like you ever coming back you fuckin' idiot
The carnival emerges only when you about to die and right now mother fucker you are dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the Murder-Go-Round and we'll strap you down and spin you round and round
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun because i be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our carnival 50,000 Juggalos, freaks and wierdos, and killers at our show
Im just glad we down with 'em hate to be yall and have a Juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival

Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, because bitch boy you dead!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, because bitch boy you dead!

AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!

Welcome to my exhibit i be the Shaggs
Sit back and enjoy relax you nipples and nut bags
Its only Juggalos here, you know what we about: swingin' hatchers, Faygo, and with our dicks in you mouth
So they call us a circus we except the roll
We say that its been comin' for like 10 years or so
Everywhere that we go from Alaska to Spain im seein' Juggalos dancin' in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I seen them jump from the stage and float up into the sky
They aint ever coming back the carnival has been found
All we can do is dream about it smokin' 'em down
I got love for dead people and i hope to die
I got neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-la
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin' devils exhibit
The shit is called Hells Pit, run out and get it

Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, because Bitch Boy You Dead!
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, because Bitch Boy You Dead!

Bitch! The Juggalos said...

When its your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides
Its that carnival paradise

When its your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides
Its that carnival paradise

Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, its that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, its that carnival paradise

AND FUCK THE FUCK OUTTA YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE IT

When its your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides
Its that carnival paradise

When its your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides