Silhouette on the moon
Flying around on a broom
Iowa
Is a witch
She's a witch
She's a witch
She's a witch

She likes the conical hat
Matching black dress
And a cat

Iowa
Is a witch
She's a witch
She's a witch
She's a witch

"And if that broom don't fly,
I'm gonna buy you
a Dustbuster."
(dustbuster noise)

Stirs a large iron pot
Casting a spell
On Vermont

Iowa
Is a witch
She's a witch
She's a witch
She's a witch

She is a witch
She is a witch
She is a witch