Victoria Well, I guess I can relay to that, I mean honestly there have been times in my life when I wished I were a man! Toddy Why, for heaven's sake? Victoria Oh, that's easy... If I were a man, I could do a lot of things a woman never can. Toddy Like what, for example? Victoria Be free to plot and plan, Free to live my life without permission from a man. Man assumes that the world is tailor made for him, Which it is. He presumes that the world indulges ev'ry whim, If it's his. What a fabulous pursuit, Hands in pockets, running things; I must say, it appeals. In my hundred dollar suit, Toying with my golden fob-watch As I make my deals. Lucky man who is not made to feel Like an also-ran. What a lovely life I'd plan, If I were a man. I would build all the tallest buildings Reaching up to the sky. I'd explore ev'ry far off land, And I would learn how to fly! What a triumph it would be, Doing all that fellas do, but better, And with style. Would be just my cup-of-tea; They will all be furious, And I would simply smile. As a man, I would not need to feel like an also-ran. Though I know I never can, ever be a man. Oh, the life that I would plan, If I were a man!