In the early days it was easy, I felt like an intelligent guy
From the kitchen to the bedroom
I could tell by the look in her eye
But a couple of weeks later, there's a party going down
She says: I got some tuff to do, but you just go and have fun

Well, I hit the town drinks flowing down
Gin and juice, patrone, crystal and Rome
Mario gets another one, I said I gotta run
So, I'm getting home, no missed calls on my phone
Opened the door with a smile
Where the fuck have you been, drinkin all that gin
Well you said go and have fun

What does she want? I can't read her
What does she need? I don't understand
I guess I'm female dyslexic
What does she want? I can't read her
What does she need? I don't understand
I guess I'm female dyslexic

How am I suppose to understand her
Every time she talks it's like decrypted code
When she's in this fucked up mode

She says "yes", she means "no", I say "What? ", she says
"You should know! "

Has it ever been a problem understanding me?
I say what's on my mind every time
Am I suppose to be a shrink? Am I suppose to be a phsycic?

What does she want? I can't read her
What does she need? I don't understand
I guess I'm female dyslexic
What does she want? I can't read her
What does she need? I don't understand
I guess I'm female dyslexic!

I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby
I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby
I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby
I am handicapped, give me a mental wheel chair baby

What does she want? I can't read her
What does she need? I don't understand
I guess I'm female dyslexic
What does she want? I can't read her!
What does she need? I don't understand
I guess I'm female dyslexic

I think I'm female dyslexic
I think I'm female dyslexic
I guess I'm female dyslexic