They can't even talk
And they keep us up
Cause they always want to suck
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff

wakateru n da yo jibun ga
onna ni umane tatte koto ga
honto tsu nanka ko akunai mo
ma I jiki ma I jiki miteru mon
da kara nan watakushi da majo te koto
seiri ga aru kara zetta ya da
ni n shiki mu betta ya da
mada yaritai koto ippai aru mo

They can't even talk
And they keep us up
Cause they always want to suck
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff

ninshin te kantan yuke do
watakushi ni totte wa kowa sugiru
Just like the film Alien
onaka mo na kara tobideru yo
mada dekinai n da
yume I keep up
su zuke te ikitai
yume o keep up
so nani hoshikeri yu jibun de yume ga
Don't think so!

Everybody try to bite off your toes
And simultaneously touch your nose
I bet you look pretty stupid right now

They can't even talk
And they keep us up
Cause they always want to suck
Babies are so strange
I guess we must love them very much
To put up with all that stuff

Child-producing machine
That's what nature has designed me to be
Child-producing machine
I guess we'll see